• Home
  • Shop
  • About
  • First time visiting? Start here!
  • Also Seen On
  • Privacy Policy
  • Contact Me
  • Freebies

Oh, Honestly!

Real Life for Real Moms

  • Family Life
    • Parenting Essays
    • Parenting Humor
    • Marriage
    • Informational
    • Meme Monday
    • Keeping It Real Challenge
  • I Tried It!
    • DIY
    • Crafts
    • Recipes
    • #ONENEWFOOD
  • Things I Wish I’d Known
  • Holidays
  • Random

If We Treated Getting a Dog Like Having a Baby

September 11, 2016 By Lauren

What would happen if we treated getting a dog like having a baby?

(Click on any picture to be taken to the corresponding Facebook post)

It would start with a cute yet subtle pregnancy announcement.

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

 

There would be an exciting gender reveal party.

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

[Tweet “Here’s what would happen if we treated getting a dog like having a baby. @Oh_Honestly_LC #humor #pregnancy”]


“Parenting” books would be read.

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

 

A baby registry would be created.

 

After much discussion, dissension, and deliberation, a name would be chosen.

Naming a dog has proven to be much harder than naming our children, probably because five people have opinions instead…

Posted by Oh, Honestly by Lauren Cormier on Friday, August 19, 2016

 

When the big day finally arrived, status updates would be posted.

Moments of panic are 10 minutes apart. I'm 4 cm freaked out and 60% excited. I think today's the day ;)(For those of…

Posted by Oh, Honestly by Lauren Cormier on Saturday, August 20, 2016

Labor has stalled 😩😂

Posted by Oh, Honestly by Lauren Cormier on Saturday, August 20, 2016

 

The moment everyone had been waiting for would finally arrive (with very little accompanying information so that everyone could comment not only about how beautiful he was but with questions for more. Weight? Length? Apgar’s?)

He's here! Meet Dexter 🙂

Posted by Oh, Honestly by Lauren Cormier on Saturday, August 20, 2016

 

And of course the newborn photo shoot would occur.

(“Newborn” shots taken by Theresa Cucinotti of Bella Tessoro Images)

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

if we treated getting a dog like having a baby

If we treated getting a dog like having a baby, this is what it would look like

Did this give you a laugh? Share it! And join Lauren for more parenting humor by signing up to receive her free eBook.

You’ll also love:

Hilariously Wrong Stock Photos of Childbirth

Click the picture below to see them all

Hilariously wrong stock childbirth photos

Filed Under: Family Life, Parenting Humor Tagged With: baby, dog, humor, pregnancy, puppy

About Lauren

If you enjoy picture-perfect home decor, perfectly prepared recipes, and perfectly behaved children, you've come to the wrong place. Meet Lauren. She isn't perfect, but she's perfectly real.

  • Facebook
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Search Site

About Lauren

If you enjoy picture-perfect home decor, perfectly prepared recipes, and perfectly behaved children, you've come to the wrong place. Meet Lauren. She isn't perfect, but she's perfectly real. Read More…

Grab My Book!



Copyright © 2023 Oh Honestly! · NEW Site · Log in