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Week ten: School daze

March 31, 2014 By Lauren

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Samuel was supposed to start nursery school last fall. We sent Eli to a wonderful school when he was three and just assumed we would do the same with Samuel. However, when August rolled around it was clear that he wasn’t quite ready to take the plunge, so we cancelled out.

Shortly after that, a friend suggested that we start a home school group. Since October, we’ve been meeting twice a week with three other kids. It has been the perfect way for Samuel to get some peer interaction within the safe confines of home.

A few weeks ago, that same friend told me about a nursery school program her daughter goes to at a local high school. It’s only an hour, a couple of days a week.The spring session was starting soon, so we signed Samuel up.

Monday was his first day. first day of schoolIn true Samuel form, when I woke him up on Monday morning, he rolled over with a groan, “I don’t want to go to school!” By the time I got him dressed and into the car he was a little more agreeable, but nervous. We got to the classroom and he wouldn’t go through the door. Thankfully, the teacher made an instant connection with him and soon he was inside playing at the sand table. I was excited by how well things were going. And then I screwed it all up.

I decided it would be wise to bring him to the bathroom before I left. Annelise was happily digging in the sand, so we quickly went about our business. The toilet was a little high, so I decided to lift him up. Big mistake. Let’s just say that our aim was off and his pants (and mine) ended up significantly wet. Everyone in the classroom probably heard my frantic cries of, “Stop peeing! Stop!!” I snuck out of the bathroom, grabbed his change of clothes, and got him all set to go. When we opened the door, the teacher was standing there with a bawling Annelise in her arms. Apparently, she suddenly noticed I was gone and freaked out a little.

Luckily Samuel’s enthusiasm wasn’t dampened like our pants and I managed to leave the room in one piece, albeit without my dignity. When I returned an hour later he was contentedly singing ‘Five Little Ducks’ with the group and he serenaded me the whole way home. He’s looking forward to returning and I’ll be sure to pack two extra sets of clothes next time… one for him and one for me.

Filed Under: Keeping It Real Challenge Tagged With: embarrassing moments, first day of school, keeping it real, pee

About Lauren

If you enjoy picture-perfect home decor, perfectly prepared recipes, and perfectly behaved children, you've come to the wrong place. Meet Lauren. She isn't perfect, but she's perfectly real.

Comments

  1. Chelsey says

    April 5, 2014 at 9:24 am

    Omg, the “Stop peeing!” thing killed me. That’s hilarious! Thanks for sharing! 🙂

    • Lauren says

      April 5, 2014 at 1:46 pm

      Seriously. I never really had embarrassing stories to share before I had kids. Now I have a lot!

  2. Aubrey @ 53 Weeks says

    April 5, 2014 at 11:24 am

    They do grow up so quick… 😉

    • Lauren says

      April 5, 2014 at 1:45 pm

      They do! Some days you’re just barely holding on until bed time and other days you want to freeze time so they’ll stay this little forever.

  3. Anna says

    April 5, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    Haha that was super cute! Loved the picture of Annaelise at the end with her newborn outfit on top of her. Crazy how fast they grow!

    • Lauren says

      April 5, 2014 at 1:44 pm

      It really is. It made me sad to see just how small that outfit was and to think that it used to be big on her!

  4. Dana Frost says

    April 5, 2014 at 2:13 pm

    This is adorable and hilarious! At least the experience didn’t deter him from going back!

    Dana

    • Lauren says

      April 5, 2014 at 2:19 pm

      Oh gosh, he didn’t care at all. He probably would have gone back out there with wet pants if I had let him!

  5. Neva @ Retire for the Fun of it says

    April 5, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    This is just the cutest story and I can’t read more of them. Kids say and do the most memorable things and congratulations for saving all of them in your blog.

    • Lauren says

      April 5, 2014 at 8:39 pm

      I always felt bad that I wasn’t great about recording my kids’ cute and funny moments. The blog is a great way to do it (plus I realized that I’ve recorded a lot of them on Facebook. Now I just need to go back and copy them down!)

  6. Jenna @ A Savory Feast says

    April 7, 2014 at 8:13 am

    I just love finding bloggers who share honest, real life stories! It makes the rest of us feel a lot better about our crazy lives.

    • Lauren says

      April 7, 2014 at 11:25 am

      I have plenty to share, haha! It’s always nice to know we’re not alone in the craziness!!

  7. Marni | Love and Duck Fat says

    April 7, 2014 at 9:10 am

    OMG so funny! Boys and toilets are always trouble 🙂

    • Lauren says

      April 7, 2014 at 11:24 am

      Oh man, you’ve got that right! And they love to laugh about every bodily function known to man.

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