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They Were Asked to Share Their Parenting Fails. Their Answers Are Comedic Gold.
When you become a parent, it’s almost like a switch flips and a protective side you didn’t know existed goes into high gear. You would do anything to keep your child safe, from jumping in front of a moving train to fighting off a bear with your own two hands. This instinct to protect our […]
The Facebook Comment Section on Any Parenting Page
I have a confession to make. Sometimes I’m a Facebook comment reader. I can pick out a post that will bring the drama from a mile away, and every once in a while, I can’t help myself; I have to read through the comments. Even though I’m used to it, it will never cease to […]
Top Ten Movies Written by Toddlers
This post was originally published on Parent.co Toddlers: Who can understand them? The frequent meltdowns, the unexplainable freak-outs, the minute-to-minute mood swings. As I thought about these peculiar creatures one day, I began to wonder what would happen if they were in control of the movie industry. Their popular films might not be so very […]
A Plea to Texters (This is Not Another #ItCanWait Post)
I suppose I better start off by saying that just because this post isn’t about not texting while driving doesn’t mean I’m against safe texting practices. Put down your phone and drive your car, you crazy coot. #itcanwait Now that that’s out of the way… If you’re reading this, I bet you text. I […]
If the Book Bear Told the Truth
My son came home from kindergarten the other day carrying a blue quilted duffle bag I’d never seen before. He opened it with eager fingers to reveal its contents: a spiral-bound notebook and a little white teddy bear. It was his weekend for the Book Bear. The concept of the Book Bear is similar to […]
Five Hilarious Ways to Get Your Kids to Stop Bickering
The boys were at each other. Pestering, whining, non-stop bickering. Despite repeated warnings, the fighting continued, and despite the fact that I was a room away, it was driving me crazy. Finally in a desperate attempt to stop the bickering without having to banish them to their bedrooms (which wouldn’t have worked anyway since they […]
If We Treated Getting a Dog Like Having a Baby
What would happen if we treated getting a dog like having a baby? (Click on any picture to be taken to the corresponding Facebook post) It would start with a cute yet subtle pregnancy announcement. There would be an exciting gender reveal party. [Tweet “Here’s what would happen if we treated getting a dog […]
Here’s What Would Happen if I Went on Chopped
This post contains affiliate links. My seven-year-old recently discovered the Food Network show, Chopped. He loves to choose his favorite contestant and watches each round of competition with growing anticipation. Who will be chopped and who will be crowned the victor? Will his favorite contestant win or be forced to leave after creating a sub-par […]
Nine Signs You’re Not a Domestic Diva
This post brought to you by Bona. The content and opinions expressed below are that of Oh, Honestly. I have a friend who is gifted in the art of homemaking. Better Homes and Gardens could print out her Instagram feed and they’d have an entire issue ready to go. She’s that good. Her food is delicious and […]